cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

vulturesintrees:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

I’m deleting

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

wqat:

vuuv-hitpostlimitagain:

wqat:

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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FUNNIEST POST I EVER SEEN ON MY DASH

chill

Why i gotta say how funny this post is

apricaut:

LOST MY SHIT

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

psyducked:

know your angles

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

Track: The Radioactive Fox (feat. Ylvis)
Artist: Imagine Dragons
Album: Night Visions

craftycreeper:

oneboredjeu:

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The Radioactive Fox

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons vs. The Fox by Ylvis.

Based on the above post.

Download here.

this is my favorite mashup ever